In Our Toaster: Michael Scott Approves — Making Diversity Day Tasty with Lenwich Catering

Fire drills, fax pranks, and footlongs. Welcome to The Office — but toasted.

What if the most chaotic HR meeting in TV history had sandwiches?

No tension. No passive-aggressive stares. Just Michael sweating over a Big Daddy (hold the sriracha), Kevin dropping sauce on his shirt, and Angela judging everyone’s salad choices. Iconic Office moments might’ve gone a lot smoother with a few trays of Lenwich Catering on the conference table.

So we imagined it:
If each Dunder Mifflin icon had to order lunch, here’s what they’re picking—and yes, Toby’s is exactly as sad as you think.

🥪 What Each Office Character Would Order at Lenwich

👔 Michael Scott – The Big Daddy
He orders it just so he can say “that’s what she said.” Brags about how spicy it is… before quietly letting us know—uber top secret—that he gets it sans sriracha.
Still calls it his “signature sandwich” and insists he eats it every day.
If it’s still too spicy? He says the Dementors must have raised the heat again.

🎨  Pam Beesly – Emma's
Sweet, soft, and quietly stacked—like a heartfelt Post-it.
Smoked ham, smoked turkey, Swiss, coleslaw, and thousand island.
Jim steals a bite. She pretends to mind. 

🔥 Dwight Schrute – GT Blaze Dwight

Dwight with Turkey is canon.This sandwich is hot, sharp, and full of purpose.
Grilled turkey, chipotle aioli, sweet peppers, lettuce, tomato, and jack cheese—he says it builds “resistance to weakness.”
He eats it while staring down the copier and calling it training.

🐟 Jim Halpert – Tuna Pesto
They literally call him Big Tuna. This one writes itself. Smooth, reliable, and somehow never gets old—even when it probably should.

🥬 Angela Martin – Build-Your-Own Romaine Salad
Just romaine. No dressing. No croutons. No joy. She customizes it every time, but it’s always the same: minimalist, strict, and slightly judgmental.
Our team lives in fear of getting Angela’s salad wrong.

😋 Kevin Malone – Chimichurri Sandwich
Saucy, messy, and guaranteed to cause a minor lunch disaster. But worth every bite. Just… don’t let him carry it across the office.

😤  Stanley Hudson – Lenwich
Bold, no-nonsense, and stacked like his PTO requests.
Stanley orders The Lenwich at exactly 12:00, eats it without speaking, and clocks out mentally by 12:05.
Don’t ask for a bite. You will be ignored. 

📝 From Conference Room to Break Room — Let Lenwich Cater the Chaos

Whether it’s an HR check-in, a team lunch, or a Michael Scott-level “optional” mandatory meeting, Lenwich Catering makes it better. Sandwiches, salads, and enough flavor to keep the whole office happy (even Angela).

✨ Stay tuned for Part 2—because we’re not done until Kelly Kapoor gets her In the Wild Salad 💅