In Our Toaster: “If The Office Catered with Lenwich…”

🥗 What Each Office Character Would Order at Lenwich — Part 2

💅 Kelly Kapoor – In the Wild Salad
She Instagrams it before eating. Tags it #saladbae and #officediet but quietly orders fries on the side. Tells everyone Ryan “totally copied her order” (he didn’t).

🕺 Ryan Howard – Avocado BLT
Trendy, minimal effort, and just like his start-up phase. Claims it’s “the future of sandwiches” while side-eyeing Kelly’s salad.

🎄 Phyllis Vance – Chicken Caesar Wrap
Comfortable, classic, and everyone low-key wants one. She offers bites, but only to Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration).

👀 Creed Bratton – Mystery Sandwich
Doesn’t actually order. Just takes whatever’s left on the tray. Sometimes it’s not even Lenwich. Nobody asks questions.

🎤 Andy Bernard – Caprese Sandwich with Aioli
Light, preppy, and “a little bit Cornell.” He insists on aioli—even though we all know it’s just mayo.

🚬 Meredith Palmer – Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Spicy, chaotic, and inevitably paired with a “work lunch” vodka soda. She insists it’s protein-forward.

📚 Toby Flenderson – Plain Turkey on Wheat
Sad. No mayo, no lettuce, no joy. The sandwich equivalent of an HR meeting that could’ve been an email. (although we wont judge you if you order like this)